Mind Spirit Share

This forum is for those who willing to share whatever come across the mind.
 
HomeSearchUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
withoutwax
Professor
Professor
avatar

Posts : 101
Join date : 2008-08-02

PostSubject: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:37 pm

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Admin
Admin~*~*
Admin~*~*
avatar

Posts : 232
Join date : 2008-07-23

PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:35 pm

swt....pro man.....where u got it from? or u just simply think of it ?
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://mss-919.omgforum.net
Death
V.I.P.
V.I.P.
avatar

Posts : 368
Join date : 2008-08-05
Location : Milky Way Galaxy

PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:36 pm

withoutwax wrote:
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

Nose dropping? o.0
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://chosen-paths.blogspot.com
withoutwax
Professor
Professor
avatar

Posts : 101
Join date : 2008-08-02

PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:54 pm

nose shit la~
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Death
V.I.P.
V.I.P.
avatar

Posts : 368
Join date : 2008-08-05
Location : Milky Way Galaxy

PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:39 pm

withoutwax wrote:
nose shit la~

It kinda potrays the nose as different organism. drunken
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://chosen-paths.blogspot.com
angie



Posts : 4
Join date : 2008-09-16

PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:29 am

wakaka~~ nice one~~ Razz lol! pig
wat bout angie?? LOL
Back to top Go down
View user profile
withoutwax
Professor
Professor
avatar

Posts : 101
Join date : 2008-08-02

PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:20 pm

Confusing ChineseNames

Caller : Hello, can I speak to AnnieWan (anyone)?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller : No, I want to speak to AnnieWan (anyone)!


Operator : You are talking to someone!Who is this?


Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). AndI need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.


Operator : I know you are someone andyou want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?


Caller : Well... just tell my sisterAnnie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in anaccident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is beingsent to the hospital.. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way tothe hospital.


Operator : Look if no one was injuredand no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen tmatter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).


Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Nowgive me your name!!!
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:   

Back to top Go down
 
Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Chinese Broccoli
» Chinese/Japanese teapot 5in tall, genuine or fake ?
» Who are the BIG names in PotO?
» Law Abiding Citizen Premiere - Oct. 6, Mann's Chinese Theater
» Evolution of a progressive Christian

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Mind Spirit Share :: Education Zone :: Others-
Jump to: