http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/-t1.htm Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:57:35 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/saphic/logo.gif http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/-t1.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/inti-and-pj-utar-poems-t204.htm Death A Poem of INTI At first I love INTI But INTI loves my money I ask money from daddy But daddy asks mummy Mummy goes to INTI And find out why INTI's so greedy The lift always mati And the guards look like monkey That's why I started to hate INTI INTI don't love me What for I love INTI All they need is money Nothing but money, money and money The lecturers teach like bugs bunny No wonder they're so lousy And their faces look so funny Like Talos the mummy Futhermore, ... Others Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:57:35 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/inti-and-pj-utar-poems-t204.htm#1291 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/inti-and-pj-utar-poems-t204.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/you-re-so-vain-t203.htm 69tribe You're So Vain The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" he asked. She responded, "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake." CONFUSING ENGLISH 1. If Fed ... Others Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:03:23 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/you-re-so-vain-t203.htm#1289 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/you-re-so-vain-t203.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/english-jokes-t192.htm 69tribe Tiff With Riley ''''My God! What happened to you?'''' the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast ''''I got in a tiff with Riley.'''' ''''Riley? He''s just a wee fellow,'''' the barkeep said, surprised. ''''He must have had something in his hand.'''' ''''That he did,'''' Kelly said. ''''A shovel it was. ''''Dear Lord. Didn''t you have anything in your hand?'''' '''Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley''s left boob.'''' Kelly said. ''''And a ... Others Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:55:58 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/english-jokes-t192.htm#1249 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/english-jokes-t192.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/inspirational-stories-t176.htm Death In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before. Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart ... Others Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:44:20 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/inspirational-stories-t176.htm#1190 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/inspirational-stories-t176.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/purity-of-sciences-t165.htm Death


]]> Others Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:56:52 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/purity-of-sciences-t165.htm#1089 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/purity-of-sciences-t165.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/advice-on-way-of-life-t168.htm Death Maybe God wants me to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for the gift. When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had. It's ... Others Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:43:25 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/advice-on-way-of-life-t168.htm#1113 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/advice-on-way-of-life-t168.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/why-chinese-shouldn-t-have-christian-names-t149.htm withoutwax Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names: Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin) Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin) Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin) Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien) Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien) Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien) Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin) Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien) Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin) Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien) Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin) Nelson ... Others Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:37:31 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/why-chinese-shouldn-t-have-christian-names-t149.htm#1019 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/why-chinese-shouldn-t-have-christian-names-t149.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/asswhole-t150.htm withoutwax We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: means a smile and is a frown. Well, how about some 'BUTTICONS?' Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass Others Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:52:28 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/asswhole-t150.htm#1020 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/asswhole-t150.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/pornstar-teach-u-how2-kisschinese-t107.htm 69tribe ＫＩＳＳ的基本技巧 　　一、〔Ｋｉｓｓ〕的基本技巧： 　　吻不單只是單純的唇與唇之間的接觸，真正的吻，運用唇、舌、牙等。 　　二、以下介紹最基本的四種吻技： 　　★摩擦：唇與唇摩擦是最基礎的吻法。 　　可練習如羽毛般輕輕掠過對方的唇；或雙唇緊貼的摩擦。 　　★吸吮：只要雙方都張開嘴就可吸吮對方；初學者可練習吸吮對方的唇部，以 吸力的強弱及收放為練習重點；熟練後可改練習吸吮對方的舌。 　　★咬：這是比較刺激的玩法；初學者可以練習用牙齒輕咬對方的唇。 　　★舔：這是靈活運用巧妙的舌，去舔舐對方的唇、舌、牙齦等處，是最挑逗煽 情的吻技。 　　初學者可練習用舌輕舔對方的唇。 　　三、〔Ｋｉｓｓ〕三階段： 　　★初級： 　　輕吻：以唇輕觸對方的唇，如鳥啄式的輕吻。 　　舔吻：用舌舔對方的上下唇，讓對方感受舌部味蕾舔掠的感覺，注意要保持唾 液的充份，如果唾液太少，乾燥的舔吻會有不舒服的感覺。 　　咬吻：用牙齒輕咬對方的唇，但別咬的太用力，以免受傷喔！吸吻：輕輕的吸 吮對方的唇部；可用自己的唾液輕抹在對方的唇部，然後吮乾淨。 　　★中級： 　　推動吻：把舌伸進對方口中，讓舌與舌互相推放，男生力氣應放小以免女生疼 痛；這種互推吻可形成快感。 　　吸舌吻：以你的唇含住他的舌，輕輕的吸吮對方的舌頭，動作宜緩慢而輕柔， 勿過於倉促。 　　齒齦吻：用舌探索對方的牙及牙齦的內外兩側，以刺激口內黏膜為目的。 　　動作要仔細、慢、輕柔的介於碰觸與不碰觸之間，以產生一種特殊的親密感。 　　滑動吻：用舌尖稍用力的舔對方的舌部內側，由裡向外滑舔。 　　舔舌吻：雙方以舌對舌互舔，以用舌尖為主，不用唇。 　　★高級： 　　嚼食之吻：咬住對方的舌頭，似欲吞食般的吻；請小心別用力過火，只是假裝 而已；想對方的舌頭是好吃的東西，又咬又舔又吸的想吞進肚子裡去。 　　律動之吻：以舌在對方的口中，有節奏律動般的的繞著對方的舌尖，畫圈似的 舔吻。 　　深喉嚨吻：將舌深入對方的喉嚨重舔，重壓，是霸道佔有般的吻；這是一種頗 不舒服的吻法，但還是有樂在其中的人。 　　熱情之吻：將自己的舌把對方的舌包捲於口中，上下左右迴旋翻動，用放肆的 旋動來增加快感，雖嫌粗魯但頗具挑戰性，是接吻高手必備的技巧之一。 　　甘泉之吻：利用兩唇相接時……，以舌將自己的唾液渡入對方口中，並吸食對 方的唾液。 　　適用於兩情相悅且身體健康的愛侶，會覺入口之唾液為瓊漿玉液般，世間獨此 有之。 　　四、〔Ｋｉｓｓ〕的其他吻法： 　　當前述的三階段你都會了之後，我們再來看看進一步的其他吻法；每個人的情 況不見的相同，建議你選擇適合你的去做，不用照我所說的順序；如果有敘述不周 全的地方，歡迎高手來函指教。 　　★吻臉頰：輕輕的用唇在對方的臉頰或額頭印上淺淺的一吻，是最容易的！甚 至比你想吻對方的唇來的容易喔！ 　　但是……如果是高竿的接吻高手，可以把這個小動作做的更挑逗，當你的唇輕 映在對方臉頰上時，不露痕跡的輕輕吐出一小截的舌尖舔畫對方的臉頰……，慢慢 移動著吻對方，然後再輕移往你真正想吻的地方，注意唇不可與對方的肌膚離開喔 ！ 　　★吻眼睛：眼睛的敏感度超乎你能想像喔！尤其對女性來說，男性親吻她的眼 部，有表現溫柔體貼的意味。 　　因為眼部的高度敏感，吻眼部時動作會更為輕柔撩人。 　　★吻眼睛四周：用唇輕輕摩擦眼睛四周或用舌尖輕舔眼睛四周。 　　★吻眼瞼：當對方閤上眼睛，用舌輕舔對方的眼瞼，或用唇輕輕蓋在眼瞼上摩 擦。 　　★舔睫毛：當對方閤上眼睛，描繪般的舔對方的睫毛。 　　★舔眼白：絕大多數人並不知道眼白也是敏感帶之一；嘗試此法請注意，如用 力舔舐會引起疼痛，須做到若有似無的境界才算合格。（帶隱形眼鏡者不適用此法 ！） 　　★吻鼻子：吻鼻子聽起來可能有點滑稽，但可表現出兩人的親暱及俏皮感，可 運用輕吻、咬吻、舔吻的技巧，只是吻的地方不是對方的唇，而是對方的鼻子。這 個方法給人可愛和淘氣的感覺。（鼻子過油，或粉刺太多者不適用！此為親密遊戲 ，也不適用初交往的情侶！）。 　　★吻耳朵：在五官來說，吻耳朵最具性挑逗的意味，因為耳朵是身體器官的性 敏感帶之一，輕輕的對著耳朵呼熱氣，就能使較易敏感的人興奮。 　　★舔耳廓：用舌尖輕畫對方的耳朵輪廓，順著耳朵複雜的輪廓線條輕滑，注意 不要將口水流在對方的耳朵上。 　　★舔耳孔：用舌尖輕鑽對方的耳朵孔，微微輕轉舌尖的舔鑽。 　　★吸吮耳垂：以唇含住對方耳垂，狀如吸吮流體食物般的吻。 　　★咬耳垂：用牙輕咬對方耳垂，咬著輕輕搖動；可配合吸吮的方法用。 　　★吻下巴：用舌尖舔吻對方的下巴，通常此法是過渡期用，當你想將吻由唇移 往下方時，一路滑吻下來；如果你夠調皮的話，可以試試在下巴處久留不去，你將 會發現對方被吻的……又癢又難過（不知該制止你！還是催促你往下去～）！ Others Mon, 08 Sep 2008 07:38:56 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/pornstar-teach-u-how2-kisschinese-t107.htm#640 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/pornstar-teach-u-how2-kisschinese-t107.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/lose-the-game-i-just-did-t138.htm Death This post does have a point, though, and that is to recruit new players. ATTENTION! Anyone who does not know about The Game, please click on this link and read the contents of the website it leads to, or thoughts of your ignorance of The Game will haunt you forever Rules of The Game RULE 1: You are playing The Game. RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose. RULE 3: Loss must be announced. ..and one more thing,you just lost the game. Others Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:57:17 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/lose-the-game-i-just-did-t138.htm#875 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/lose-the-game-i-just-did-t138.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/contraceptive-method-t134.htm 69tribe The so-called contraceptive method is the application natural or the science method avoids the sperm and the egg union, its principle includes: (one) suppresses the ovulation (two) to kill the zoosperm (three) to prevent the fertilization (four) to disturb the bed. Generally the commonly used contraceptive method may divide into the following several kinds: 1. Natural contraceptive law: The safe period computation method, the foundation temperature measuring law, the observation ... Others Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:26:48 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/contraceptive-method-t134.htm#863 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/contraceptive-method-t134.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/must-read-article-interview-of-warren-buffet-t124.htm Death There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life: 1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late! 2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers. 3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he ... Others Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:56:24 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/must-read-article-interview-of-warren-buffet-t124.htm#719 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/must-read-article-interview-of-warren-buffet-t124.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/little-things-big-impacts-t123.htm Death A little thought... What ever that happens in life, happens for good.....so stop worrying about the future and forget the past. After Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other companies who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share their available office space. At a morning meeting, the head of security told stories of why these people were alive, and all the stories were just the 'L I T T L E' things. As you might know, the head of the company ... Others Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:51:30 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/little-things-big-impacts-t123.htm#718 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/little-things-big-impacts-t123.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/circle-of-life-t119.htm Death Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together. Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class. Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class ... Others Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:21:52 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/circle-of-life-t119.htm#713 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/circle-of-life-t119.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/how-to-be-a-really-good-kisserenglish-t110.htm 69tribe Sensual, sexy lip-to-lip is a lost art for many of us who find ourselves face-to-face with a new amour. And I'd put money on it that jaded pros of French kissing could stand to refine their technique. So let's get right down to the essentials of what will add a French flavor to your lips: The Mechanics The first rule of French kissing is that every woman has her own style. This style evolves out of a combination of your mouth's unique anatomy, including the length of your tongue ... Others Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:12:20 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/how-to-be-a-really-good-kisserenglish-t110.htm#644 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/how-to-be-a-really-good-kisserenglish-t110.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/that-s-real-funny-t85.htm mia A young man was deciding on what to buy as a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday. After much consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister bought herself a pair of panties. During the wrapping, the clerk accidentally mixed up the items. The sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the ... Others Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:37:07 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/that-s-real-funny-t85.htm#404 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/that-s-real-funny-t85.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/how-to-define-bra-sizesah-t45.htm 69tribe A罩杯,b罩杯,c,d,e,f,g,h的差別[10P] Others Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:47:34 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/how-to-define-bra-sizesah-t45.htm#147 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/how-to-define-bra-sizesah-t45.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/10-random-questions-you-ve-never-thought-of-asking-t61.htm flamenix 1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 2. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'? 3. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? 4. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 5. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper? 6. Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their “hands” up? 7. How ... Others Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:22:35 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/10-random-questions-you-ve-never-thought-of-asking-t61.htm#192 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/10-random-questions-you-ve-never-thought-of-asking-t61.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/twelve-rules-kids-don-t-learn-in-school-t44.htm Death Twelve Rules Kids Don't Learn in School 1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. 2. The real world won't care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. 3. Sorry, you won't make $40,000 a year right out of high school. And you won't be a vice president or have a car phone, either. You may even have to wear a uniform that doesn't have a designer label. 4. If you think your ... Others Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:37:22 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/twelve-rules-kids-don-t-learn-in-school-t44.htm#136 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/twelve-rules-kids-don-t-learn-in-school-t44.htm http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/best-ever-blonde-joke-t36.htm 69tribe A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.‘ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces ... Others Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:13:21 GMT http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/best-ever-blonde-joke-t36.htm#102 http://mss-919.omgforum.net/others-f11/best-ever-blonde-joke-t36.htm